roach had disappeared to somewhere unknown.
They're quick little beasts. I tried to catch it in a glass but as I
moved toward it it scuttled across my bathroom wall like its arse was
on fire.
Good thing these pests can't fly.
It thought it had beat me staring back from a corner so high up I
couldn't reach. Well all that Macgyver I watched when I was young
wasn't completely in vain. I grabbed some toilet paper, scrunched it
into a ball, wet it so it had some weight, and started throwing it at
the damn roach. It took a couple of tries but I finally hit it square
on its melon and it fell into my bathtub.
Out came the glass and the delivery menu I received with last night's
meal. I used this to seal its exit off. The beast was going crazy in
its new confines so I shook it a couple of times to try and dumb it
down.
Then i tipped it swiftly into the dunny so it could go speak with its
maker. Take that. Flushed it 4 or 5 times to make sure it was indeed
dead and gone and then closed the lid just in case.
Omg what a disaster. Now I'm going out to get some bait paste so I can
be better prepared next time.
~ Sent from handheld device. Please excuse any typos.
