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...well actually we're back now, that was last weekend, but here are some highlights:

- almost missing our flight because the taxi to the airport took twice as long due to traffic
- convincing the airport staff to give us our boarding pass even though 'check-in' time was over
- my bag getting searched at security (delaying us further). They threw out my toothpaste.
- making the flight only to arrive in Miami to be told there were severe weather conditions/thunderstorms/flooding
- being told by our airport taxi driver that the flat rate of $33 to our hotel no longer applied because roads were closed/flooded and we had to take the long way round.
- being told by our airport taxi driver that we may need to catch a 'boat' to our hotel
- getting ripped off by our airport taxi driver because the roads were no longer flooded and he had now run the meter up to $60.
- negotiating with the airport taxi driver to pay $45 instead.
- getting to hotel only to find out they had overbooked and we had only 1 of the 2 rooms we booked.
- having the group split up - I stayed in one hotel the others in another (luckily they were right next door to each other, but we spent a good 1.5hrs trying to sort it out
- getting lots of free mojitos while trying to sort the hotel out
- being told the next night that the other hotel was now overbooked and having to move AGAIN
- drinking mojitos the size of your head (see pic below)
- finding a leopard skin shoe on the side of the road, together with beer bottle
- seeing people swim in the ocean wearing pieces of bling
- having reasonably good weather, despite threats of more thunderstorms and flooding
- seeing more leopard skin and double D (triple D if they make that) boobies and G sized butts
- eating a fake fillet mignon at a Cuban restaurant. Really it was a fake cheap cut of meat.
- seeing a scantily leather clad boobie busting vixen walk casually into the cheap Cuban restaurant and casually sit down for a meal.
- generally laughing at others. 'at' not 'with'.
- seeing guys with busting biceps standing on street corners trying to look super hot (not)
- going to the Everglades and hearing Olivia scream about baby alligators.

As you can see, all in all a good trip! A couple more pics...

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